"It's true lots of people hate me but there are even more who love me and who support me. I feel bad only when I play badly. Fortunately that happens rarely."
Real Madrid-bound Cristiano Ronaldo - modest as ever during an interview with a Portuguese football magazine.

Bwiset! Mapilay ka sana. Pakshet.

Pakisabi nga kay Noodles, pakyu ka.

Hmp.

Melodramatic title, but I've already accepted that he's leaving us since last week. Whatever. I don't understand it though. Why would he want to go to Spain? Maybe because he likes the women there? His mother likes it there? No offense to Real Madrid, but I don't think being a Manchester United player is all that bad.

Does he want more money? I don't know.
Is he not in good terms with the other players? I don't know.
He hates the weather? I don't know.

Nobody tells us nothing no more.

Manny Pacquiao in the same advert with Noodles!!! Ameyzzzinnn...

This is old but I remember talking about this with someone as to how big Manny Pacquiao is - he's in the same advert with football players.

He he he he yeah...

( If he was, great! I just care about him winning us games. Yes, I'm that shallow )
But then again, no self-respecting gay man would ever be caught dead in wet arm pits, right?


So I guess he's not gay after all.

;p

Noodles: Your style of football is shit.
Steven Taylor: Well, you're ugly.

A rumble ensues.

Nobody calls Noodles ugly - unless you're Wayne Rooney!!! Hmpf!!

:p

(Seriously, the whole thing is funny. How do you get back when someone tells you you're ugly and not look like a childish prick?)

Noodles's true love is his mum.

One of my guilty pleasures is browsing through tabloids - in my case however since I don't live in England, it's browsing through their websites and alas! I found this interview of Noodles's ex-girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo, on News of the World and it confirmed my hunch that there's only one room for a lady in his life and that's his mum.

I just find it really tacky and unsophisticated that she succumbed to something like this.

Where are your values, Ms. Gallardo!?!?!

I mean, come on, if I were asked to pose almost naked, I wouldn't do it on NOTW! I'd do it for FHM, Stuff or Playboy even. Not NOTW! Jeez...

( Hell hath no fury like a slut dumped through text )

So we all know DLSU lost to Ateneo yesterday.

I fear this is not my season in sports.

I hardly even realised Noodles is back.



I wish Possebon's okay, though.

FPMEXH. Hilarious.

It stands for Fake Pretend Movie Ex-Husband - and I got it off from the site I linked the acronym at.

Rio Ferdinand is my Fake Pretend Football Beloved. FPFB! Err, not as catchy, 'no? This is why I never made it as a writer. Tsk tsk tsk.

Maybe it's Clark and being exposed to Indians with my previous work, but I'm not really at all appalled (is this even the correct term?) by Bollywood films - I find them very amusing. And mind you, I've got LMS (Last Movie Syndrome) - "Bride and Prejudice". I googled for the song that I can't keep out of my head - and VOILA! I'm downloading the whole soundtrack.

There is one reason to dislike those belly baring bitches (I'm bitter, I'm sorry!) though. And it's this.







And whilst looking at them pictures all I can remember is how Prasad, Selvaraj, Thomas and Vishal all smelled.

Yay!

( shampoo and conditioner, please. )

Beauty has a price.

Bow.

( Ang pogi lang, oh! )

I'm quite excited about this young player.

But that's just it. He's YOUNG.

I suddenly miss Henrik...

The elusive Mr. Rio Ferdinand.

( I just wanna fucking... SPAAAAAMMM )

I honestly can't make out an opinion whether the boys' warm up tour in Asia is a good thing or a bad thing. I just keep replaying in my head what Adam Sandler said in "The Longest Yard" (an obvious rip-off of "The Mean Machine" but worth forgiving since Adam Sandler is genius) that pro-ball players like having pre-season games that lets them beat the shite out of teams not in the same league as them.

( Yay, Spam! )

Mystery solved!

Noodles was at the Official Declaration of the 7 Wonders of the World in Portugal.

The girl on the stage with him is a Bollywood actress named Bipasha Basu.


Apparently she hosted the event with Ben Kingsley and Hilary Swank.

The caption for Noodles and Bipasha's photo reads:

Portugal's footballer Cristiano Ronaldo
Lisbon, PORTUGAL: Portugal's footballer Cristiano Ronaldo (L) attends the show to present the New 7 Wonders of the World, at Luz stadium in Lisbon 07 July 2007. AFP PHOTO/ FRANCISCO LEONG (Photo credit should read FRANCISCO LEONG/AFP/Getty Images)

I couldn't find though, which wonder Noodles introduced.

Got this off cista.

Like I told her.

This photo is gagging for a caption.


Josh covering his nose.
Smudge pointing at Noodles.
Van Der Sar with that mischievous look.
Wayne looking disapporvingly at Noodles.
Fletcher being a dork as always.
Yep. It can only mean one thing.

Bad sushi = Noodles farting all the time.

Reasons to like Korea:

a) I will fit right in because my name is, after all, Kim.
b) From what I've heard, winter in Korea is lovely.
c) Thanks to the English sub-titles, I have watched my fair share of those one-episode Korean love stories on the Arirang channel and surprisingly enough, they're actually good!


Contrary to public opinion, I happen to think that you, Mr. Wayne Rooney, is one lovely man.
18 July 2007, Incheon Airport
Hair and all.

( The boys arrive and train in Seoul )

( Like I said, the season has NOT yet begun... )

Ricky Martin?

Nah...

It's Cristiano. Seriously.



I wonder where this is. I don't recall him going to India (Hint: woman in the pic is wearing an Indian-type cozzie) or something. Could this be in Portugal? I doubt it. Man, he's really come a long way from that pimply little bugger to this orally enhanced bloke. I miss the pimply, bandy-toothed, football player though. Now, I get this feeling that it's all about image. You know those exaggerated stories about athletes only worrying about their photoshoots and such? I'm afraid it may not be for his case.

Where did my my Noodles go?


Noodles in Japan, July 2007
He's even peddling his own merchandise!!! Dear God!!!